okay. so this is something i wrote last night when i was half asleep and i looked at it when i woke up and it made me laugh so i’m just going to post it:

I once met a man who told me that if I lived a thousand years, I would be dead.

He also told me that if I lived a thousand years, I wouldn’t have had as much fun as he had in one night. It seemed pretentious but in a way, I knew it was true.

For I was talking to myself.

And we know I never lie.





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